Off Topic The Burly Arms

They’ll be cumming in their knickers the moment you mention your moss collection mate.

 

Heading off to the match shortly, I don’t mind the early KO’s tbh, as I should be back home for the 5.30 match.

Could be Silva’s last game today......

Lump on Yarmolenko to score, he always does against us, meh.

 

I see you’ve met Pippa and Harriet before mate

 

The girl cutting my son’s hair would be really hot if she lost 20kg.

 

Still no MCD or Burger King . Saw one or two KFC's , .

LOOONG may it continue

 

That’s a fair chunk of timber to shed. The tits would probably sag.

 

It was obvious she had a very pretty face but she was carrying a fair whack of extra timber.

 

The return of the dog kicker.

Little horrible terrier just bit my puppy so I kicked the horrible ****. Then had a bust up with the owner where I proceeded to threaten to launch their dog across the park if they don’t get it under control.

 

@luvgonzo I just got Spotify for all of the family. How does this **** work?

 

Got my park up spot for the night. Few beers in the back of the van and some tunes. Sorted.

If anybody wants to meet up for some dogging WhatsApp’s me

 

I hope you are not polluting the environment bruv!

 

Even I can work Spotify mate ffs.

Just search for what you want and errrmmm play it.

 

I've been downloading albums. The playlist thing looks quite complicated...

It's a bargain though. £14.99 a month for 6 family accounts. There are only 4 of us so I'm going to auction off the other 2.

 

I had a couple of spicy samosas earlier so maybe a small methane release at some point.

 

I don’t generally bother with saving playlists as it stores what you’ve listened to anyway and there’ll be a suggested playlist once you’ve been using it for a bit.

It’s a proper boss thing though eh, makes your CD collection virtually redundant.

 

I've got some chilli chicken marinading so it's going to be a stormy night.

 

I still use CDs in the van, only coz it’s so old. At home Spotify, soundcloud and mixcloud are my go to’s

Still listen to vinyl occasionally but I keep threatening to pack it all away,it takes up so much space.

 

Deep low pressure building over the toilet pan around 7am

 

Don't download anything mate, its predominantly a streaming service. Its only worth downloading if you're going somewhere with no wifi.

Just 'like' songs or albums and they'll be saved in a playlist. Or follow the artist to be notified of any new stuff or changes.

I do make separate playlists but it's not that important.

 

I was going to use it to play music in my car as radio stations wind me up.