Hope it wasn't your hammer shaped collectible Jorg Albertz lighter. That would have been shocking if he's knocked it.
He's possibly wrecked the feel-good thread of the decade in one selfish act. Big C you should give him the lighter back.
I can comfirn, Big C is a good ****. And his bird is an "ah wid". She is sound as **** too, to be fair.
I would like to say that Big C didn't have a Sellick tap on, and I did not abuse any ****s with those tops on, because I'm a good ****.
I had a haircut 3 weeks ago. I'm ****ing steamboats, but had to stop Big C giving abuse to guy with Celtic top on. The **** is mental. A good ****, but mental.