Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

Gay lads think it’s fine to grab birds tits as well have you noticed? Ooh look at these titties honk honk, the birds don’t care cos he’s not interested. If I did that I’d go straight to prison.

 

He's talking about what goes on inside his home. Of course he'd have a choice

 

teens tend to break rules especially if it involves shagging and drinking

 

You got kids?

 

The silence is deafening.

 

Your wife has fake tits? How am I not going to stare at her chest now you’ve told me that?

 

no mate , but I know what we did when we had the place to ourselves.

 

just take the next step and jizz on them

 

Cos ya a jaffa after too many roids, or just a raging **** stabber?

 

i'm referring back to a time long before the roids and no i'm very much straight mate... im just saying there will be plenty of fathers totally unaware of what goes on under their own roof.

 

I don't think any will be unaware,

 

I guarantee theirs a few out there that have a gay son sucking off blokes in his kitchen and they have no idea

 

So you never ****ed a bird at her house? And you never looked at a birds mums tits? Mmmkay.

 

Exactly.

 

Honestly, couldn't care less what my son does with his penis. He has claimed since he was eleven that he is asexual, and really hasn't shown any sign otherwise since then, so I've already written him off as a source of grandchildren.

 

That's taking it a little far but I get what you're saying

 

I respect your views. I'm not particularly keen on anything other than a straight son.

I obviously wouldn't disown him but I'd be disappointed.

Maybe beat the **** out of him... joke.

 

To each other?

 

My lasses son is a nightmare for pinching her make-up and clothes. He wants to be a make-up artist when he's older. I just laugh at it all

 

Well, I don't think he is gay. He's either a late bloomer or he really is asexual.

He's messy, sloppy and lazy and has not at artistic... He'd make the world's worst gay guy.

I'd honestly rather my son be straight than gay because I want biological grandkids and I think it would be easier for him, life is tougher if you're gay. People make jokes about lame stereotypes, like I did a few sentences ago.

But not that big a deal as long as they're happy. If my son does turn out to be gay it really won't impact me that much. I am really starting to believe he is asexual though.