This is a real letter: please log in to view this image That's Donald Trump's signature at the bottom and not an irregular heartbeat readout, as you may have assumed upon seeing it.
Nothing to see here, just the waffling gargoyle saying how marvelous the Benn Act is while criticising Jean Claude Juncker for not letting the UK leave at the earliest opportunity The mental gymnastics that the Faragists have been going through trying to support this have made for remarkably insightful reading...
Extinction Rebellion. Never seen that before. Dare I ask.....say what? Dinosaurs? Honest politicians? Trolleybus supporters?
You'd better pay attention Turkey,or Donald will smack you with his handbag! Bone spurs or no bone spurs!!!!
Mark Field says he will stand down at the next election Sadly nobody will be slamming him into a wall before grabbing him by the neck and forcibly marching him out of his constituency...
More so than Dan Akroyd's actual signature, strangely: please log in to view this image Akroyd's vodka is far superior, though.
Just in case there was any doubt who runs the BBC now: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50150993