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Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Oct 9, 2019.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Alarmingly, this isn’t even the gayest thread on here. The levels of barely repressed homosexuality round these parts is way off the ****ing scale - the poofometer just broke, in fact
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's the main reason I don't want my son to be gay. I also want my genes to live on as he's the only chance to keep the family name going.

    So its purely selfish reasons tbh, I'm definitely not against gays etc. I just want the above to happen.
     
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I think Sky & sucky are obliquely saying they've picked soap up in the shower, which makes jail better.
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Gay people can have kids.

    I don't think it's homophobic to prefer your children to be straight, to be honest.
    Gay people face persecution, abuse and violence at higher rates. Who'd want that for their offspring?
    Doesn't make it right, of course, but that's the reality of the situation.
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    If you change the word 'Gay' to the word 'Muslim' or 'wheelchair bound', that's exactly what Donuts said and got the pelters for.

    I agree with your first part. My daughter is gay and she doesn't need to go against her natural instincts by letting a man stick his thing in her thing. We are way more advanced as a society now and I'm looking forward to her becoming a Mother and me becoming a Grandfather, at some point. However that comes about is absolutely fine with me, whether they go down the adoption route or IVF. It literally makes no difference. That baby will be our family just as much as anybody else's is.
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Nobody takes any of Donuts' statements in isolation. They shouldn't, either.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    They can yes but maybe I'm a bit traditional as I want my grandchildren to have a mum and a dad. Not 2 dads or 2 mums.

    Each to their own but I'm having strong words with my boy if he comes home in makeup.
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    A gay bloke can get a woman pregnant mate.
     
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  10. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    I'm out


    Can't be arsed figuring this **** out
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Perfectly natural to want this. I'd be amazed if any parent didn't to be perfectly honest.

    I'd be mortified, although would of course accept (don't want to upset all you right on kids out there), if my son(s) decided to come home dressed as a woman and fully made up, as per the not really that cool or special at all Sam Smith, for instance.

    If either son or my daughter turned out to be gay it's by no means the end of the world but I wouldn't be normal if I didn't feel gutted about it.
     
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  12. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Most parents would feel the same if they're honest. It was nothing to do with having grandchildren, it is the hardship it brings. I would have been gutted if my lad turned out to be gay, for that reason.
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    who gives a **** it doesn't who or what you are life is going to slowly take you apart until you die
     
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I give a ****. And yes, we will all die.
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    fair enough
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    There’s no way in this world that I’ll accept another bloke putting his cock in my hypothetical gay son’s arse under my roof. The same way I’d cut any man from head to toe if he tried to shag my daughter under my roof. Respect a father’s ****ing roof. Don’t eat his last pack of crisps. Don’t touch his beer unless he offers. Don’t put Aperol Spritz in my glass if I ask you to fetch me a drink. Don’t look at my wife’s fake tits.

    If people play by these rules they can be whatever the **** they want as far as I’m concerned.
     
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  17. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Gwan Tel.
     
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  18. brb

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    I'd kill him for doing that <whistle>

    wot! :bandit:
     
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    the reality is you wouldn't have a choice
     
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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Post of year! <laugh>

    Don’t look at my wife’s fake tits. <laugh>
     
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