No chance, I've got Aguero Torres scored a goal!! Shame on you United, you might aswell get relegated and hide in the conference leagues to avoid further world-wide shame.
Giggs is the embarrassment. Looking for and getting an injunction, claiming he's a faithful family man when he's porking his sister in law. That injunction has to be dropped in November, and then its open season on Giggs. Its open season in both the civil and the crinimal court. He can be sued for punitive damages as well as compensation. For those that don't understand the law, for every time he badmouthed Imogen, her punitive compensation multiplies. She's going to collect a cool £10 million at least. Then there is the crinimal case for purjery. He may not get the full 7 years, but he is definitely facing a custodial sentence. I reckon he'll get a minimum of 4 years and serve 2 years.
Man United fans are really thick. They have been screaming ''You Scouse Bastard'' Do they not realise they are insulting one of their OWN players? If its directed at Torres, have they not realise Fernando Torres is a spaniard, he's from Spain?
Exactly. How would you go about hitting a bull's arse with one then? Are you going to try and throw it?!
I've just heard the bloke on the radio talking about an amazing Torres miss... Someone describe it to me.
Torres played clean through, rounds the keeper, edge of the six yard box and level with the right hand post and hits it about a yard wide of the post. Definitely worth watching MOTD2 for I know what you're trying to say, but the choice of a JCB as the weapon of choice seemed quite odd - they're not exactly known for their speed or accuracy