The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

I can see how much this is getting to you.

 

Shocking really. HIAG would rather see Fat Sam at Spurs if it meant he didn't have to apply the avatar and username of my choice.

 

Piskie showing that the fall in local vegan food sales as they are all off protesting in London, is leaving him with nothing to do, by having the time to produce 10 posts out of the one I posted on the spiral thread.

 

I'd already posted that paragraph muthafucka

It's just that HIAG tried to ignore it, so I had to post all of the other paragraphs in that article that were ripping into Spurs

 

Anyway...Mourinho didn’t exactly fail at United...he bagged them 2 trophies plus and this is the most important bit...

He was bang on the money when he said that it was a miracle to get the then United squad to finish 2nd. The seasons following have massively proved him right.

Let’s ignore that though, yeah?

 

I get it bru, you want Maureen at Spurs, HIAG has said he's unemployable and it will never happen.

Basically, I don't even need to **** stir on this one

 

Lol...I know what you mean

Thing with Hiag though is...his stance is driven by the bet. If we did get Mourinho...Hiag would be his biggest fan eventually.

 

For sure. I’m just goading him into slating Maureen so that I’ve got some of his quotes to rinse if you do appoint him.

 

It's tragic.

 

Too right, Bruv.

I'm saving the "kiss the badge, Jose, my son" comments until Dicky-boy's arse is out of Arsenal.

 

Imagine if Jose did come to Spurs and helped us win the FA cup!

The doubters would eat their words with humble sauce.

 

You mean ‘kiss the badge, Fat sam, my son’

 

I think the bloke still has a lot to prove.

 

Tbf so was your selective editing of the original article to try and make it Spurs-positive when it is actually highlighting a crisis at Spurs.

Anyway The Beeb have just posted another one up - this one should make you feel much better as its clear you are not alone in your current mediocrity:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50045419

I will only post the link and the title so that You and Piskie can have fun releasing snippets over the next few pages.

Premier League: Are Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs & Man Utd more vulnerable than ever?

 

I believe that a Mourinho with a point to prove is a useful weapon to have on side.

 

Do you honestly think Levy would employ him?

 

Potential for a bet here if Piskie got the Cojones to back his post

 

I selected that part purely to demonstrate how these hacks, when they write these types of articles slating Spurs with nothing more than rampant speculation, always stub their toe on the fact that Poch has consistently said he has no intention of leaving Spurs.

Pixie will be fuming when he sees this.

 

What's the betting that he'll bottle it, Bruv?

Very short odds, I reckon.

 

Not for one minute do I think Fat Sam would end up at Spurs. I just think it’s funny you’d rather have him at spurs than have the avatar and username I’m going to give you.