Off Topic The Trenches

Except the barmaid

 

There is a "silly ****" in all of this, but from what you describe, I don't think it's brb, mate.

 

British gas do trade ins buddy ...

 

Wtf?!

 

Am I correct in saying only ****s do flounce offs, real geezers make brb ban them

 

I've done both.

Mind you, so has Bambs.

 

We all lost count after flounce off 7? Was it 7 or 8?

What ya get the hammer for?

 

I've only ever done the one genuine flounce off.

As for my last stint in the Cooler, I think it went something like this...

BRB: "If you carry on, I'll ban you."

HIAG: "I don't care. Ban me!"

[2 weeks later]

HIAG: "I bear no grudges towards brb for my ban... "

 

Need a hand carrying those stones

 

You've done more than one flounce off mate

 

Didnt we count 6 the last time he ****ed off?

 

At least.

HIAG has barely picked up the contents of his handbag off the floor, when the next thing you know he's throwing his lippy and blusher at @brb again

 

Not quite how that went down mate.

More like you cried about ‘censorship’ via PM, as I deleted a gif you posted, that others had complained about and I’d previously asked you politely not to post again,

You then did a massive flounce of thread in which you called me a Nazi.

You came back by tea time.

You then claimed it was all a massive wum.

Not your finest hour tbh mate.

 

I was thinking of one of the many other ones. I'd forgotten about this one.

Love the way HIAG tries to brush it all off as banter after the whole forum has witnessed him sharting the bed.

 

That was me setting you up, hook line and sinker for the easiest 20 pages inside 36 hours anyone will ever score on this board.

 

Links?

 

It really wasn’t, you were spewing, I’ve still got the PM’s bruv

 

They were necessary.

You play with a straight bat. Without those pms, you would have seen through my ruse.

 

No mate.

You were ****ing bubbling

An epic flounce off even by your flouncy standards.

 

I really wasn't.

Me and my lad were having a laugh as I set it all up.