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Never trust a geezer that wears a skirt.

 

I don't imagine you'd do much on that front regardless of hair colour.

The only thing drier than your chat would be the birds fanny.

 

At least our women have teeth.

 

If ever a response perfectly proved a point.

 

Nice retort, I shall let my bf deal with this.

 

because a kilt is like a skirt

 

Well yes, a kilt is very much like a skirt

The word kilt comes from the Scots word kilt meaning to tuck up the clothes around the body, although the 11th edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica (vol. 15, p. 798) says the word is Scandinavian in origin. The Scots word derives from the Old Norsekjalta (meaning lap, fold of a gathered skirt).

 

Indeed. I just hadn't heard anybody call it a skirt before. Well played, sir

 

Richard Gough.

 

Ahh, sorry but your comment wasn't very clear.....you seemed to be sarcastically suggesting that a kilt looked nothing like a skirt... wasn't it Alexander McQueen (God rest his soul) who tried to introduce the male skirt?

Perhaps our resident retailer could help with that?

 

He tends not to get many soiled tartan kilts left in a carrier bag outside his shop.

 

It was more sarcastically suggesting that I had never heard it called it a skirt before.

 

Perhaps people suggest it looks like a skirt .... well... because it does look like a tartan skirt … just perhaps?

 

You could be on to something there

 

I am normally quick on the uptake of these things

 

Evidently

 

Why do you ask?

 

Are you Chippy
Are you Chippy
Are you Chippy Glory in disguise *


(* - if yes ...you still owe me £20 from Accrington away)

 

Seems all is not well with one of the evil twins
https://www.ibroxnoise.co.uk/2019/10/as-rangers-player-is-dividing-fans-we.html

 

the page you are linking is known to be full of pish. Admittedly, they at least have a point this time though. He has been hot and cold, but also played out of position. Out of interest, who are the evil twins?