Who would you want to be with? Which soldier would stab you in the back? Who would freeze? Who would talk the talk? Who would be in tears? Who would be naive? Which Poster(s) would you want in the Trenches with you?
The Donut would burst into tears. Dull guaranteed to stab you in the back. Don’t really trust the rest of you ****s. Might take Comm, hopefully he can shoot straight - would need to take his 96 cans of Aldi’s headbanger lager away first. Otherwise **** knows what would happen!...
Roid head would be a good bloke to be in the trenches with, he knows how to kill people with his bare hands if we run out of bullets.
I'd take Joe so he can punch their lights out I'd take Comm so he can shoot them in the bolloxs and finally I'd take the Captain so he can chop them up into little bits
This is how you do it ... Spurly, latest in the line of expendable Asian soldiers that we Brits always like to send over the top first so that we can count the enemy's guns... Matth - an experienced insect trainer to keep the bugs at arm's length Piskie - foraging - root veg, mushrooms and daisy chains Comm - we are bound to be given **** rations including dodgy sausages .... and he's a renowned dodgy sausage merchant Sucky - because I couldn't take his blubbing if I don't include him Libby - wouldn't need a periscope to look over the top Skyrimmer - expert tunnel digger with an exceptionally low centre of gravity .... and finally, Quentin (sometimes known as HIAG) ... not because he's a huge target (which he is of course) to take the snipers attention off me .. more that his uncanny resemblance to the Hindenberg will deter the German snipers trying to put holes in him in case the explosion causes them some collateral damage .... although we may have to keep an eye out for Bodinki attempting his own unique deflation tactics on poor old Quents All done
Before becoming a full time gangsta I served in the cadets for 4 years, add to that my street smarts from the hood and I'm more dangerous than anyone here tbh.
It's OK fosse you're not in danger. I like you. Thinking of buying some skittles for Stan tho "taste the rainbow"