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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    His Kenyan passport says he’s three.
     
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    He looks it!

    He’s 34, ffs! If that’s what marathon running does to you, I’m glad I’ve never been daft enough to try it.
     
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    just cos slipstreaming when surfing is a tad tricky doesn't mean it aint real mate .
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    If he had wi breakers or pacesetter or whatever would they have beaten his time? Being In front of him and that?
     
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  5. Solid Air 2

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    no as they used teams in total think approx 45 who would just run a certain distance then others took over plus guys on bikes riding alongside to give him drinks & gels .Once they got near the finish the pacemakers just opened up a gap for him so he crossed the line first to make the pictures look better.
     
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  6. Sucky

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    Well I'm not that impressed now tbh
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

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    oh it was impressive in itself my argument is that no way can it be treated as an official athletic record .
     
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    Yeah anybody could do that ffs.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Mans basically a cheat imo
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Nah its not something I could or would want to do, but then I think people who jog are ****ing weird tbh.

    All this praise for the guy when he basically had tons of help.

    **** him the old ****
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yep, imagine how quick you could do a marathon bro if ya gettin chased down by some moped gang and ya boy keeps giving you bare cans of Red Bull.
     
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    I have a mate who lives in Miami who is adamant that black people can run so good because “They evolved getting chased by lions”.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    I don't run, got 12 bmx kids doing that for me obviously <laugh>
     
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    Wow  I always though it was coppers or pregnant women, not lions tbh<whistle>
     
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    Lions like when they evolved from Sub Saharan Africa they’d go down the Spar for a pack of rizzla and get chased home by a pride of nasty ass lions. That’s why they kill them all now bro, sick of running.
     
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    Just realised that this thread comms boy toy thread and the ****y politics thread are all invisible if I log in .

    I am banned from 3 others so it's this or the dinner thread .

    I think I'm pre banned from any new threads .

    Tobes thinks he's Tom Cruise from minority report charging me with pre crime.


    Probably gives him pre cum :cheesy:


    Literally less censorship in China now .<doh>
     
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  17. You should apologize to Tobes.
     
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  18. brb

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    I lifted your Prem board ban, because you complained you could not get on the Norwich board, despite my best efforts and intentions, you are now banned again.
     
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    Just a note; His banning had nothing to do with Tobes. I banned him mate.

    A thread started to descend into kiddie comments again, yesterday. So I banned him from the Prem board. He then complained today via PM, he could not get on the Norwich board. I reconsidered the ban and lifted it. I genuinely forgot Norwich were a Prem club. I politely asked he keeps off the Prem threads as condition.

    However, despite my best efforts, sometimes I have to accept there is no reasoning with people, so now he is banned from the Prem board again. He can go play on GC.
     
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    Regardless, Tobes bans who he wants when he wants for little or no reason other than his own amusement.
    Me from the politics thread for example.

    I just avoid him now tbh
     
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