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The *OFFICIAL* Mark Lawrenson is a Tool Thread

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by The_Beast_From_The_East, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. The_Beast_From_The_East

    The_Beast_From_The_East Member

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    Saying we were "Lucky" and "Webb helped us out" Last night was nothing short of a disgrace. The man has gone the way of old yeller he's losing his marbles.

    He obviously has some sort of historical thing he hates about us, I'd just like to know your opinions of the man.
     
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  2. Erik

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    He looks like the Chuckle Brothers' lesbian sister as well.
     
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  3. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Should have added this to the Swansea board.

    They are well annoyed he claimed their goal was the first to be scored by a team outside of the UK in the PL <laugh>

    Prize plum <ok>
     
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  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Just thinking, (dangerous for me I know!) Can a Principality be a part of a Kingdom??

    Answers on a £20 note

    <cheers>
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Yes...
     
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  6. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I cannot accept your answer without the accompanying £20 note :(
     
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    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    His a mincing **** with a ****e haircut. Mark Lawrenson and the whole of the BBC can get ****ed his mates deserve a mention too especially that jug earred twat, boring Geordie knobend and that Scottish ****wit Hanson.
     
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  8. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    I believe they speak highly of you too <ok>



    <laugh>
     
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  9. The_Beast_From_The_East

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    Yeah mate! That's what I'm talking about! Bit of passionate hatred for the Geordie bastard.
     
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  10. Northamptonncfc

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    First on the Christmas card list. <laugh>
     
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  11. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Great centre forward, scheisse pundit (any views expressed are those he has in common with dickhead Lawrenson):angry:<doh>:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. crowey66

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    How can I put it,eerrrrmmmm.HE'S A ****!!
     
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  13. Northamptonncfc

    Northamptonncfc Well-Known Member

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    The golden boy of English football, I've never brought it personally he could score goals but he was dirty player and his a terrible pundit he makes Steve Claridge look entertaining.
     
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  14. Exile

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    I can't stand the bloke, that stupid whining voice, the endless need to sniff after every sentence, and let's not forget the oh so funny 'jokes'.
    At the risk of sounding like I own an MX5, did any body else notice his hair last night? Normally it looks like a thatched cottage in need of renovation, but last night, well, you know when a dog sticks its head out of the car window...

    Anyway, I'm going to go for a positive view of Lawrenson (despite all the above), he's not Mark Bright.
     
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  15. Northamptonncfc

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    <laugh>

    Even though I don't stand for any racism, Mark Bright was behaving like an absolute weapon during that racist twitter incident with Vaughan. He started showing how much he really loves our club, branding all our fans as scum.
     
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  16. Exile

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    I think Bright meant it to be 'banter' (at least I hope he did), but on such an important issue as that was, it was utterly idiotic to post as he did.


    Anyway, back to Lawro. Just had a look at his predictions for the weekend. Now, to be fair there are still games to be completed, so perhaps he can turn it around a bit. However, of the six completed games he's got the score right in 0, and the result right in 1. He also predicted a 1-1 for Spurs vs Liverpool, and as Spurs are three up, I think we can say he's got that wrong as well. Plum.
     
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  17. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sack him and give Lee Dixon the gig on a permanent basis.
    Someone who assesses and reports on each and every game on its merits
    rather than on past history, league position, and idiotic preconceptions and bias <ok>
     
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  18. ncfcwonky

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    I don't think Hansen has ever got over that Fashanu goal! <laugh>

    But agreed Dixon should be on Match of the Day all the time.
     
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  19. Exile

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    Cromer, <ok>
    I would rather have almost any of the BBC pundits than Lawro. Unbeliveably I'd even prefer Matt (I think I've just worked out where that missing broom handle went) Holland than Lawrenson.
     
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  20. ncfcwonky

    ncfcwonky New Member

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    To be honest, who cares what the pundits think? We won and we played well. The pundits don't decide if we stay up or not, it's up to the team.
     
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