Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

I was going to ask Tel if he had the guys number, but the place has started to have a Spanish stink about it, so i'm off

 

8 pages of Tel having his gay fantasies indulged.

Shocking to be honest.

 

What you wearing pal?

How DARE YOU look at my twinkle.

But it’s sort of hard to not look, it’s outrageous.

You wouldn’t comment on what a lady is wearing.

No I wouldn’t, because a woman wouldn’t tuck her tiny little cock into a water balloon and stick the other end up her arse hole.

 

You're supposed to keep focused on the eyes Tel

 

I’m comfortable talking about any subject my friend. You’re just jealous cos we aren’t all looking at each other’s houses on Google Maps.

 

Nah **** that he’d fall in love and wanna suck me off. Never look a Nancy in the eye.

 

Why on earth would I lie?

 

That theory has been bandied around for years pal, run with it if you like, if you’re just another number. I’d appreciate it if you at least try though if you’re firing up the grill.

 

Yep, but Quorn so we don’t offend the vegans.

 

But then piers Morgan will get triggered!! Wonder how much money he made Greggs from the publicity his rants gave them.

 

Probably sent a few hippies into a frenzy as well, they want the vegan roll but they daren’t step foot into the bakery mega machine that is Greggscorp

 

No because you're wrong and he's right.

 

Is that underwear or a blurred out boner?
Either way it’s fabulous

 

So if this thread was about "Straight blokes and what is annoying about them" or something similar...none of you who seem outraged and gaggin to label some folk on here as homophobic, would have batty boyed an eyelid. Infact you would have joined in.

This was my fear about where society is headed...just because someone might find a personality trait common in Gay blokes annoying does not make that man homophobic...it really doesn't.