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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    ****er has replied

    "Yes I need some dick bro"

    **** this, can't be arsed Rollin a biff and making me some Chicken kebabs for my Yoot when he stumbles through later.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Got text from some Poontang

    "I'm angry"

    So I replied

    "Is this a cry for attention?"

    **** you too bitch man got no time today
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    That’ll be the builders next door.
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    While i was out walking the mutt some wench came towards me with a pushchair . As she got a bit closer i could hear the sound of a smallish electric motor .
    What is the world coming to if they need electrical power on a pushcha......


    ah its the babe making that noise - oops <laugh>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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  6. Spurlock

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    Blazin to this Banger from Mef


     
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  7. PINKIE

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  8. Spurlock

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    Lol

    Auto correct ffs

    Tune tho!
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Lol

    J Dilla beats on that MED track.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Spurlock went to the cinema last night now he thinks he's ****er Joker...
     
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    Skylarker, Oct 10, 2019
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    OG’s

    Don’t make them like this no more.
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    :afro:

     
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    Got up this morning to see the field in front of my house, that was empty yesterday, now full of goats.

    Random.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Curried goat for dinner? :bandit:
     
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    Never tried goat.
    I’m not kidding.

    :emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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    <laugh>
    You kill me fosse mate
     
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    Sucky, Oct 11, 2019
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    El Camino not all that, worth a watch if you're a fan of Breaking Bad.
     
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    Crazy Kenyan about to run a marathon in under 2 hours. Madness.
     
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    Smashed it with nearly a minute to spare. Doesn’t count as a world record though.

    Hope he passes the drug test.
     
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