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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Oct 8, 2019.

  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    Their vaginas. Sheep have oscillating hoohahs.

    @luvgonzo to confirm.
     
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  2. Fox Mulder

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    can't you just come here where there's no cameras ?
     
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  3. Fox Mulder

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    im going to kill you basically! not taking any chances you see
     
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  4. Fox Mulder

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    bt the way I have a license for my skills so when he attacks I can legally just about kill someone
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Bun Fight at the McD Corral .... sawn off Filet O Fish against a rapid fire 20 nugget bucket :bandit:
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Skills. Eating 30 Weetabix at a time.
     
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  7. Fox Mulder

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    grool
     
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  8. Fox Mulder

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    which mcdonalds lets go
     
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  9. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Theres cameras all over where you live i bet. #nonce
     
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  10. Fox Mulder

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    im ready arsehole
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

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    Ronald
     
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  12. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Im not even going to watch your pathetic video. Ill hit you that fast youll think theres 4 of me attacking you at once
     
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  13. Milk and Kebabs

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    What is your arsehole ready for?

    :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  14. Fox Mulder

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    I don't even use McDonald haven't had one for over a decade
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Brexit?
     
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  16. brb

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    A Judo instructor should know the ages of all the kids they are teaching. Children can look much older than they actually are, so knowing their age is important as the kids are still developing, much the same as weight limits etc in various contact sports - and should be restricted in certain moves.
     
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  17. Fox Mulder

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    certainly not a McDonalds
     
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  18. Fox Mulder

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    if I thought you were being serious this wouldn't be funny
     
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  19. Fox Mulder

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    I like the concept of this … blind fight

    just turn up and hope for the best
     
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  20. Fox Mulder

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    I've just had a pm off this clown saying sorry
     
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