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Off Topic Mincing and Gender benders

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Oct 9, 2019.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Same way they claimed the word 'gay' I suppose. That word meant happy when I was a kid.
     
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    You know things like your sexuality are predetermined right? You don't catch gayness?
     
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  3. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Well that is along the lines of the n word being claimed, turn the meaning of a word and its use as a weapon is diminished.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    So you getting the wrong end of the stick then? <whistle>
     
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  5. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    From what I understand, that actually happens a lot...

    They frequently find the grass isn't greener on the other side and a large percent regret the transition.
     
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  6. Milk and Kebabs

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    That's why I invented the bunk-loo. Two can poop in one spot... I recommend being on the top level though.
     
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  7. Milk and Kebabs

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    Try not giving someone a blowjob next time you see a rainbow. Guaranteed you'll feel less gay admiring it then.
     
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  8. Conspiracy Theorist

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    I’ve pondered that it all could be all part of an insidious agenda with the rapid onset of transhumanism/ synthetic /asexual lifeforms- by slowly taking away humanity's ability to procreate. Just as Orwell original dystopian template for our future world of totalitarianism and oppressive regimes/ government by removing individual thought, choice, and action.


    Maybe, as Huxley also 'predicts' in his 'Brave New World' he wrote of a (our) future world of 'artificial hatcheries’ where children would be 'decanted in bottles' taking away procreation; thus confusing our perception of gender, (which if you think about it that what is happening now) so therefore we'll gradually believe that there is no gender...


    I’ll put my tin foil hat back on…
     
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  9. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me of this article:

    Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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    Bruce Heffernan
    10/28/98 3:00pm
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    Bruce Heffernan
    Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

    Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

    Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

    I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

    Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

    What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

    Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

    I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

    It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

    Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

    I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those ***gots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

    I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This guy gets it. (Matron!)

    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    That's exactly what I'm talking about Mr Kebab
     
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  13. gooner4ever

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    just had to fill in a survey at work, and instead of Gender it said
    Gender at Birth and
    Recognised Gender Now


    WTF is the world coming to
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Diddles meet @aberdude not sure tags are working but I’m fairly sure you two will get on like a house on fire.
     
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  15. Milk and Kebabs

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    They should have said "sex at birth" because a lot of people who have sex changes say their sex and their gender are different. They're not going to get the answer they want. Trans women will list female for both.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s quite clear that certain things these days can manifest into children’s heads when they are easily influenced. Sexuality maybe not one of them but you can bet your last quid that freaks like Sam Smith are influencing people to do things because they think it’s ‘the in thing’ then later come to regret it. Leave kids alone.
     
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  17. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Did anyone else's survey have that question on it?
     
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  18. Milk and Kebabs

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    I don't think that's necessarily true, and I don't think it necessarily matters either.

    I think there is a certain genetic influence or propensity to become gay or not, but there is more to it than that... I think personal life experiences influence people.

    There are certainly enough people put there whose sexual orientations change over their life that I think we're more sexually malleable than what people lead us to believe.

    Those gay conversion clinics are probably bull... It's not something you can consciously change... But people's kinks, fetishes, and even orientations can change over their lifetimes.

    I think it's irrelevant if someone is born gay or become gay through experiences though. It really doesn't matter if two people have gay sex with each other. It doesn't impact me, or you, or anyone non-gay. It's irrelevant if they were born that way, or became that way... Who the **** are they hurting?
     
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  19. Willhoops

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    Or he could be helping kids with the struggles they are going through? I’m ****ing glad I didn’t have to experience the **** pretty much every LGBT+ person is going through, for starters there’s people calling them freaks because they consider the way they feel about themselves is wrong and have no empathy towards it and that’s just the thin edge of the wedge.

    All you have to do is look through history where types of people were ridiculed and marginalised be that women, blacks, etc. These are similar responses to what used to happen when they desired to be recognised especially on equality lines.

    I take my daughters to pride, other cultural and equality events so they are often exposed to all manor of different people, and guess what!! Yeah it’s done nothing to change their sexuality or their gender identity all it’s done is to teach to respect people as individuals and not give people **** because they have perceived differences.
     
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  20. Willhoops

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    I can’t argue against that because... there’s no way of really knowing, I honestly believe people are born into their genuine sexuality however people will ‘experiment’ and some will discover it later in life probably due to sheltered and unsupportive or oppressive upbringing.

    Like you’ve said who cares? Why should they? It doesn’t effect me or you.
     
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