Thursday's Meetings Ayr Flat 7 Races 2:00-5:15p.m. Thurles Flat 7 Races 2:05-5:20p.m. Worcester N/H 6 Races 2:10-4:55p.m. Exeter N/H 6 Races 2:20-5:05p.m. Kempton(E) A/W 8 Races 5:00-8:30p.m. Southwell(E) A/W 7 Races 5:10-8:15p.m. Racecards At The Races Racing Post Sporting Life Good Luck
Kempton 18.00 Timeform say Premier Power should take all the beating. Having just come off the Brexit thread, I'll go along with that, especially if I can join in
Southwell 18.15. I see old Squire (Christ, this is his 61st race) is making his debut on the fibre sand and wears blinkers for the first time. Luke Morris rides
And finally Southwell 17.10 Lydiate Lady ew (Nap) Must be due a win soon. Has won over C&D and Jason Hart has won on her before. Can't be out of the first 3 surely so a banker ew at 5/1 (B365 and BV). Can't be missed Unless you are colour blind
Just looked to my left and there are 2 flies. I can't make out if one is giving the other a piggy back, or what. For a while I thought maybe it is just a coincidence that they happened to die at the same time but one just moved a leg. I reckon they have been bonking and fallen asleep. Don't like to disturb them but will keep an eye on them. Do you think I should film them and put them on YouTube?
Whoa. They just turned round a few times and appear to be making a move. Bloody hell, this is real hard porn; you should see them now. I'm beginning to feel embarrassed
It's very busy tonight. I might make this a sticky Even my previous post has turned blue. That is weird
OK, I've got a bag of peanuts and a bottle of wine. This could be a long night. The dirty little bastards
This is getting ridiculous. Hardly any wine left, peanuts nearly gone and I'm not starting another bag. And they are still there. I'm wondering if I might have a rape victim on my hands here (not literally of course). If they haven't finished by the time I've finished off my wine I'm going to have to interrupt the little ****ers
Wait. They have become detached. OMG one just lept on the other one but they are now detached again. And one just chased the other across the table mat and they look to be fighting. They keep walking away from each other, then turning back and literally jumping at each other. Never seen anything like it.
Well, whilst pouring my final drink, one has buggered off. I can't get rid of the other one. I keep sending it away and it comes straight back. **** off, she's gone you randy little bugger. I'm thinking, shall I kill it. 10 times at least I have made it go away but it's back within a second. I have no wine left, finished my peanuts, and dying for a pea. So I'm going to leave him looking for his nymphomaniac friend So, I'll say goodnight to me. I must say I have enjoyed chatting with me A message for attivo Apologies for monopolising your daily thread before the day has started. Maybe you should start another one Oh bloody hell, he's on my keyboard now. Just get on the return button you randy little sod and that'll be it
Thats a very competitive looking bumper at Worcester but all the same I have to have a small EW on FRIENDS DONT ASK at 25/1 Ran well for a very long way on debut before succumbing to a horse that I think has Champion Bumper credentials. The 2nd and 3rd have both been out since and won. I do reiterate that it is very competitive and I could make a case for several of the others in the line up.
Worcester 4.20 RICHARD STRAUSS:Ran well last year in the autumn and didnt run badly last 2 runs. Dangerously well handicapped and good conditional takes off valuable 10 lb. Conditions to suit.
