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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Oct 8, 2019.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    stop talking you don't speak to mags … not even a man of your word! thinks he's hard because he's had an hour of martial arts training hahah .. you foolish child,
     
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  2. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Talk as in have a normal conversation. Now feck off you sad, boring, incestourous tw@t!
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You two should meet up and fight to the death
     
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  4. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Hed have to leave his box bedroom at his mams house to do that. Keyboard warriors dont speak face to face.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    normal conversation ? you can't string a sentence together without vile abuse .

    buy some alphabet soup and go from there you foul mouthed prepubescent teen.
     
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  6. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    interesting !!! you started the abuse so im not the keyboard warrior am I

    that would be you
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    that's better
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Can see where Comm gets his pleasant online demeanour & vocabulary from<laugh>
     
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  10. Pixie holds a black belt in the ancient Chinese art of Wan Kin.

    He’s known as “slow hand” at his dojo.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’d pay to watch Tees and Chaos meet.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tels craving for a not606 fight <laugh>

    Hiag vs piskie main event?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tees vs Chaos - Chaos would fail to show.

    Sucky vs Comm - Sucky runs off with Comm’s wallet during Comm’s ring walk.

    Piskie vs HIAG - Referee cancels it and reports both men for indecent exposure, snogging continues in the back of the police van.

    Tobes vs Peter Saxton - newspapers everywhere, both fighters standing in their respective corners tweeting each other.

    Matth vs Slurpy - pleasantries exchanged pre fight, Matth hits Slurps in the bollocks with his finisher “The Depressor” before he has to face the crowd and slithers off into the sewer with his go pro and his World Mongpionship belt.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You escaped with a Sunderland season ticket and a load of Coupons for Multisave Richmonds.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    I’d mash the fat ****.

    Just saying.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Phew<laugh>
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I reckon on the mash scale Chaos would end up worst off.
     
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  20. Sucky

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    Just sweep the big man's twiglet legs and game over :bandit:

    He deffo skips leg day bruh trust me I know the type <laugh>
     
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