What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

cheating mate, it's called a microwave...

note the black pudding is seperate, as i won't nuke that as long.

marvelous things these microwaves, you should get one once you have electric.

 

So you've cooked the Gammon and the mushrooms and fried onions, and then you're gonna microwave it all again once the chips are done ?

Why you aren't writing for the Guardian's Sunday food supplement I'll never know mate

 

im only gonna warm them through for a minute ffs.

It's not moss and kelp.

 

Yeah you don't want to microwave your Kelp mate. Makes it go all rubbery.

 

Black pudding needs about a minute or so on either side in a very hot pan .
Leave it to long and it's to dry !

 

I've even got saveloys for tomorrow.

 

Black pudding, 2 fried eggs, fried toms ,nice Lincolnshire sausage and a few slices of toast with a nice bit if pepper is my favourite in a morning .
One of life's pleasures

 

I'd probably go, black pudding, cheesy scrambled eggs, sausages mushrooms, few rashers, plenty off peppers and a git big mug off coffee.

actually maybe my brekkie tomorrow...

 

Yeah stick a load of mushrooms,peppers and red onion in a pan to boot.

 

sounds like a plan...

although got no red onion.

may even skip the toast and just go fry up.

 

Bacon egg and Tom in Tiger bread baguette from the sandwich van at work for me tommorrow .

 

can't beat a greasy spoon place, food of gods.

 

I don’t mind...depends what curry they smell of tbh

 

My Asian mate from school.. why not just say my mate from school?!!

 

cos he was asian ffs.

 

Well I don't say my white mate from school... do you?

 

i'm back in sunderland mate, all my mates are white, well apart from the tanned overgrown suntanned roid poota, who actually looks asian now , or at least middle eastern, **** knows.

 

I did think that as soon as I posted it. The house is in an area where all the Asians live.

The smell I was referring to was the smell of the factory.

 

Ohh...lol...wires crossed