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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Oct 8, 2019.

  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Not.
    Gay.
    At.
    All.

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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Do you have to have had a Brazilian to participate? ... is it similar to naked Twister?
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    And she's white?
    It's deffo your crackhead auntie that ya mum don't speak to since she stole your kicks <laugh>
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I imagine this is very important to you!
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Err
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    State of you with the wheels jokes again bro, get some new ****, ya like ****in Peter Kay.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not really mate, I'm already a black belt in origamic sushi, so am unlikely to find the time for this one in all honesty <cheers>
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Stfu crying about old jokes when I mention kicks, that **** will never get old <laugh>
     
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  9. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Ive defo chose the wrong board to post this. Being a nationwide forum i thought this would have been the best place to chat and talk to likely minded lads.
    Ive never seen so many Keyboard worriors in one place in my life. The nob sack that took time to find a jiu jitsu pic has obviousy never had a fight with another man/nerd in his life if he thinks fighting doesnt go down to the ground.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    K Den
     
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    Have you tried General Chat?
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    It's a disgrace tbh mate.
     
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  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Try Grindr mate

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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dont sulk mate I won't mention your trainers again today okay?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sucky will offer you a fight soon bro, he’s tryna stomp his territory on here, pissing on every post he walks past like a deformed incontinent whippet.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You seem intimidated by my presence mate<laugh>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Do as you wish bro, I’m just trying to help you, it’s hard to fit in for some divkids like yourself, you gotta stay on ya toes... not fall back on the same **** whenever you get kecked by an OG like Tel.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Chill mate ... you may get a few serious responses, but this board is primarily "take the piss central" and many of us (I actually turned 60 today) are a little too old for such active pastimes ... there is no real malice in the comments. Is there not a martial arts board on here somewhere? ... best of luck and fair play to you. <cheers>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You were fine until you went Schitzo and your Geordie alter ego joined the board. There’s only so much mong the board can handle.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I honestly don't find your kicks that funny Tel, but your reactions are always gold for me<laugh>

    #ninjashit
     
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