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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Oct 8, 2019.

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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    So after 7 years im starting up training again tonight.
    Does anybody else on here partake in this or any other martial arts?
     
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    Teessidemackem, Oct 8, 2019
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Black belt in ninjitsu
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Used to do Judo...if i get someone on the floor its game over Khabib style.

    ill choke anyone till they snoozing

    you best hope you catch me with one of them hooks or you going blue in the face and the last thing you will see is me staring at you before it goes all dark and silent in your world
     
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    Spurlock, Oct 8, 2019
    Big Ern and Hoddle is a god like this.
  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Deffo a hair puller ^^^
     
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  6. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Did Karate for two years. Got to blue belt, gave up after that as it all got too ‘serious’ and time consuming.
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I've got a suspender belt, for marital arts.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Did lots of martial arts for many years back in the day.
     
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  9. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    When was the last time you were able to fit a belt round yourself like, you fat cheesy chip, Pie munching geordie tw@t!
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    All's I know is I'd **** you all up, probably at the same time.

    Pussies
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You're only being ready to go back and you're punchy already. :biggrin:
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ginge is currently trying to find the recipe for Brazilian Ju Jitsu so that he can claim to make it better than everyone.
     
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    luvgonzo, Oct 8, 2019
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Just gave you an honest answer and I'm not a Geordie:cheesy:
     
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  14. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Eh???
     
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  15. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Why even comment on something that has no relevance to you then??
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Think you're getting excited over nothing maybe you should try yoga.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 8, 2019
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Brazilian yoga?
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    Never really been my thing but did some kickboxing training on holiday and loved it. Not followed it up back here because I’m a lazy bastard that just lifts.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Funnily enough I just made a low fat Brazilian yoga, acai berries and Brazilian peanut dish.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Yeah ok mate. Ill listen to the lads who have actually done anything physical in their lives or spoke like a hard man face to face to somebody.

    Thanks anyway :emoticon-0148-yes:.
     
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