Mrs Fats didn’t need security cameras the last time I was really drunk.... she looked out the window and I was stuck half in and half out the bunnies run!
Match Day Thread S0uth4mpton v Chelsea Sunday 6th October 2pm
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Mrs Fats didn’t need security cameras the last time I was really drunk.... she looked out the window and I was stuck half in and half out the bunnies run!
Wonder if we will see Valery at right back tomorrow or whether Hassenhuttl will play lucky dip with his full back selection
Play McCarthy that way we won’t have the Gunn/McCarthy debate.
Gunn at LB, McCarthy at RB, Valery in goal?
For all those fans who like how football works, I think we’ll be fine today.
Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea
Southampton 1-1 Man Utd *
Chelsea 2-0 Brighton
Brighton 0-2 Southampton **
Chelsea 2-2 Sheffield Utd
Sheffield Utd 0-1 Southampton
Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool
Southampton 1-2 Liverpool
* Southampton with 10 men for half an hour added to algorithm
** Brighton had ten men for an hour
It will be tight because we both lost 1-2 at home to Liverpool, but we have the edge on the 2-0 Brighton wins because ours was at home (although Brighton had 10 men) and Chelsea drew at home to Sheffield Utd, whilst we won away. The algorithm has a narrow Saints win it a draw.
Sadly, I didn’t know how to work in the VAR decisions from those games, so I hope that doesn’t feck it up.
Double Sadly, they haven’t played Spuds and beaten then so we can’t use that either.
... because this is how football works
Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea
Southampton 1-1 Man Utd *
Chelsea 2-0 Brighton
Brighton 0-2 Southampton **
Chelsea 2-2 Sheffield Utd
Sheffield Utd 0-1 Southampton
Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool
Southampton 1-2 Liverpool
* Southampton with 10 men for half an hour added to algorithm
** Brighton had ten men for an hour
It will be tight because we both lost 1-2 at home to Liverpool, but we have the edge on the 2-0 Brighton wins because ours was at home (although Brighton had 10 men) and Chelsea drew at home to Sheffield Utd, whilst we won away. The algorithm has a narrow Saints win it a draw.
Sadly, I didn’t know how to work in the VAR decisions from those games, so I hope that doesn’t feck it up.
Double Sadly, they haven’t played Spuds and beaten then so we can’t use that either.
... because this is how football works
For all those fans who like how football works, I think we’ll be fine today.
Man Utd 4-0 Chelsea
Southampton 1-1 Man Utd *
Chelsea 2-0 Brighton
Brighton 0-2 Southampton **
Chelsea 2-2 Sheffield Utd
Sheffield Utd 0-1 Southampton
Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool
Southampton 1-2 Liverpool
* Southampton with 10 men for half an hour added to algorithm
** Brighton had ten men for an hour
It will be tight because we both lost 1-2 at home to Liverpool, but we have the edge on the 2-0 Brighton wins because ours was at home (although Brighton had 10 men) and Chelsea drew at home to Sheffield Utd, whilst we won away. The algorithm has a narrow Saints win it a draw.
Sadly, I didn’t know how to work in the VAR decisions from those games, so I hope that doesn’t feck it up.
Double Sadly, they haven’t played Spuds and beaten then so we can’t use that either.
... because this is how football works
You missed out our Johnstone's Paint Trophy win - they'll never win that.
Just got a taxi to the train station and the bloody driver is a Liverpool fan 
He then told me how Liverpool deserve to win the league because they never get any favours from refs
I then asked him about Manes dive in the 96 minute to win a cheap penalty........he went very quiet
He then told me how Liverpool deserve to win the league because they never get any favours from refs
I then asked him about Manes dive in the 96 minute to win a cheap penalty........he went very quiet
Matchday and ****ing hungover 
Going for a score draw. Up the ****ing Saints.
Going for a score draw. Up the ****ing Saints.
Failed to get tickets for Glastonbury for the 3rd year in a row Arrrrgh. Saints better improve my day.
Not expecting points today but would love a spirited performance with the high press we used against top sides last season.
