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Okay so I'm drunk as fuuuuuuuuuckkkk!!!


@Commachio I'm fecking back my northern monkey red and white striped friend




Southampton la la la, Southampton la la la




****cunts the lot of ya

 

Libby likes beer again

 

what do you want a medal ?

drink some water and get to bed ! I thought you had stopped drinking for a year? what a shame to go back to your foolish ways

 

Did yous win a game or summat?

 

There's only one sensible response to this:







Get to **** ya filthy, dog shagging, horse punching ****, go take some roids big man

 

try this drunken his defences are down

 

let's see how clever you are in the morning

 

Probably not very tbh













@Me to confirm in approximately 9 hours.

 

boogerman is looking for some gay anal btw can you assist him what that im off to bed

 

It's just another morni g. Make a quiche. Delicious.

 

Night night sweetheart.

 

I have come to the conclusion that you have toxoplasmosis

 

No, just windiupacu tiosis.

 

Libby’s proper lagging.

Just don’t drink and dial mush, especially ex girlfriends. That never ends well.

 

Yep then fall asleep and leave all your texts to be seen

 

Haha my Mrs asks me to clear the porn on my phone before she uses it.

She respects my love of porn.

 

****ing hell, Libby this is tragic mate

One-can Sucky, meet one-shot Libby.

 

Meh this is not as entertaining as my drunk ones, no #****list, no annoying @brb.

Its all very civil tbh.

 

Think he’s passed out.

Disappointing

 

Probably smoked a joint.

For the best I reckon