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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Oct 5, 2019.

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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Okay so I'm drunk as fuuuuuuuuuckkkk!!!


    @Commachio I'm fecking back my northern monkey red and white striped friend <party>




    Southampton la la la, Southampton la la la :emoticon-0159-music




    ****cunts the lot of ya <diva>
     
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    Libby, Oct 5, 2019
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Libby likes beer :emoticon-0167-beer: again


    <party>
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    what do you want a medal ?

    drink some water and get to bed ! I thought you had stopped drinking for a year? what a shame to go back to your foolish ways
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 5, 2019
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Did yous win a game or summat?
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 5, 2019
  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    There's only one sensible response to this:







    Get to **** ya filthy, dog shagging, horse punching ****, go take some roids big man :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    Libby, Oct 5, 2019
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    try this drunken his defences are down

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  7. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    let's see how clever you are in the morning
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 5, 2019
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Probably not very tbh <laugh>













    @Me to confirm in approximately 9 hours.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    boogerman is looking for some gay anal btw can you assist him what that im off to bed
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 5, 2019
  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    It's just another morni g. Make a quiche. Delicious.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 5, 2019
  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Night night sweetheart.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Oct 5, 2019
  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I have come to the conclusion that you have toxoplasmosis
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    No, just windiupacu tiosis.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Libby’s proper lagging.

    Just don’t drink and dial mush, especially ex girlfriends. That never ends well.
     
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  15. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Yep then fall asleep and leave all your texts to be seen
     
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    Edelman, Oct 5, 2019
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Haha my Mrs asks me to clear the porn on my phone before she uses it.

    She respects my love of porn.
     
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    Sucky, Oct 5, 2019
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  17. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    ****ing hell, Libby this is tragic mate <laugh>

    One-can Sucky, meet one-shot Libby.
     
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    Dier Hard, Oct 5, 2019
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Meh this is not as entertaining as my drunk ones, no #****list, no annoying @brb.

    Its all very civil tbh.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Think he’s passed out.

    Disappointing
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 5, 2019
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Probably smoked a joint.

    For the best I reckon<laugh>
     
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