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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/03/scotland-becomes-first-uk-ban-parents-smacking-children-10857599/

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    Scotland has become the first part of the UK to ban smacking children. New legislation means parents in Scotland will face criminal charges if they are found guilty of hitting their kids as a way of disciplining them. It comes after MSPs at Holyrood passed the Equal Protection from Assault Bill, by 84 votes to 29, which was brought forward by Green Party member John Finnie. Parents and guardians are currently allowed to use ‘reasonable’ physical force to discipline children but this will change under new legislation.

    Now the only thing our Scottishist friends will be able to batter is cod and mars bars
     
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    I've always said Scottish kids are all ****s and this proves my point beyond doubt.
     
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    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Is that Neil Lennon in the middle?

    Anyways the bird kneeling down and the one on the right wid,wonder what the one in the bobble hat is hiding?
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Explains the whole Celtic 'situation' <ok>
     
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    Clause 3.1 of the new law states the exemption of the law applies to priests and ***** sex games carried out by employees of Celtic football club.

    You really couldn't make this stuff up ffs


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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    As long as they dont ban slapping the wife about I'm no bothered tbh.
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    A fat lip if it is Mrs Aldo.
     
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  8. Stan

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    Tough break for Scottish parents as Scottish kids deserve a slap.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You can't beat your child but shove a Celtic strip on them and you can FK THEM IN THE ARSE and no **** will bat an eyelid.

    Let that GHAPE!
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The state seem to be taking control of children in Scotland. Don't yous have a nominated adult for each child?

    They been getting tips from the Catholic Church?
     
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    "Hey, you boy! Stop that at once and report to my office this instant!"
    "Yes Father"
    "Now young Archibald, you know the punishment for running in the school halls, drop your shorts and assume the position"
    "Yes Father. Mnnff, gggrrnn, mmnnnnnhhhhhh ooooooft!"
    "Yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss! Now clean yourself up and get back to class"
    "Alright Father you dirty bassa"
    "What did you just call me Archibald?! Take that! (slap on the arse)"
    "I'm gonnie report you to the Polis! Shoving your cock up ma sh.itter is one thing but I'll no be taking a spanking offay any c.unt!"
     
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    That ****e law was repealed last month ...they realised it was utterly flawed.
     
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    Ahhhhh didn't know that P!! Plenty of press when the rolled it out, not so much they repealed it.

    Not being a **** but that law shocked me!
     
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    I only heard about it today.
     
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  15. rogueleader

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    Scotland, forward thinking and ahead of the game as always.

    Hitting a child to discipline them is the preserve of thick *****s.
     
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    Baz, you are the one person on not606 who somehow always manages to find the right words.
     
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    Do you really believe that?
    I see parents who do all this talking and reasoning with their kids and the little brats are having tantrums about the slightest thing.
     
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    Life expectancy is so low in Jockland that it's no surprise that they need to protect peeps so young.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Yes I do.
    But I don't think endless "talking and reasoning" ( more usually bribery or bargaining) works either.
     
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    Somewhere in between. Never lifted my hands to my own but that's my call. I don't judge people that do or have and I don't agree with the ban.

    Reasoning and bargaining is a daft idea. Just like lifting your hands is as that introduces them to the world of violence and normalises lifting your hands to somebody for the child. Be firm, chuck them in a room and take away their things. That'll do way more than a smack across the head ever will.
     
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