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Off Topic The Boris Johnson Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 28, 2019.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ah the old "I'm being defeated out of sight so I'll claim I'm not interested anymore" - the go to response for any remoaner chatting ****.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 4, 2019
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  2. Doc.

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    I'm more comfortable with the idea m not saying either is acceptable
     
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  3. Doc.

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    I'm less common sorry I'm Northumbrian, but what does it mean
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I like to choke girls while I **** them. Not sure if that helps with the old strangling angle but I thought I'd chuck it in there. I'd also like to say at this point its a sex thing and I don't harm them.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 4, 2019
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    If you don't get it,I'm not going to explain it,that would spoil it
     
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  6. Doc.

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    No I've just seen the same **** going around from both sides .

    do I look and sound like someone that changes things to suit my story ? no and I've said my bit , so I'm moving on mate.

    you cannot defeat someones opinion btw ... let that digest and for once accept you were offside
     
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    if they don't die it doesn't count
     
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  8. mickeybnufc

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    Yeah,you can't strangle someone in a minute <laugh>
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Come on mate I'm not sick, I don't continue to strangle them for 30 seconds after I've finished.
     
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    People that wear caps are a low form of life … just saying
     
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    it's takes around 10 to 12 minutes unless you are experienced and use your thumb to press down on the pressure point... in which case about 6 minutes which is longer than people assume and sometimes don't succeed in killing the victim and get caught
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 4, 2019
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    So does that mean you're not a Geordie if you're from Northumberland?
     
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    thankfully it's on the right way , but I don't like to see fully grown men in caps so you can have that one
     
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    I think so yes
     
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    Just caps or any form of headgear?
     
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    Do you know that through trial and error?
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I see a bombardment of cap pictures heading Chaos's way here...
     
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    a woolly hat is ok providing you are outside and its cold and obvs safety hats etc but I hate fully grown men dressing like teenagers of people from the hood. just my opinion of course.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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