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  1. kiwiqpr

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    My local pub is literally 6 minutes walk from my house.
    Yet my house is 56 minutes walk back from my local pub...
    the difference is staggering!
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 1, 2019
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    I found my first grey pubic hair today.

    Normally things like this don't bother me but it was in my Big Mac!
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 2, 2019
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    last nights winds took away 25% of my oof
     
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    Spooky!
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    I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

    "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Southampton win a trophy."

    "You crafty f*cker!" said the fairy.
     
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