Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

You sure it wasn't 72 thousand

 

There was decent thread about threads (clothes) while you were away. Sixty pages and everything.

It's been all about some nonentity club from north London since that died a death.

 

60 pages on threads, I hope tweed played a part? Albeit I imagine it was full of chav trainers and Tel posting pics of trabs that deserved to be lobbed in a hedge.

 

Tweed was integral.

Not much trainers, was more of an autumnal theme thing.

 

Got back today, and it’s ****ing brassic, had to dust off a Barbour. Sad times.

 

It's their angriest time, when they just fly around stinging people. Metths is the wasp whisperer..

 

Yeah police may find you and you'll end up with a tag, that'll be 2

 

Lots of Barbour chat too!

Should bump it.

 

Dafuk up Tobes, ya part time slag.

 

Evening Tel lad.

 

How was Brussels mate?

 

Like xmas came early.

 

sprouts?

 

brussels mate, can we even say 'sprouts'?

 

Jameela Jamil will get offended.

 

Is he a builder?

**** needs to get a real job, proper starting time.

 

Heavy going mate.

 

Do you know of any human that likes you? I don’t reckon your own mother does and would rather of had a fall an a miscarriage.

 

this is so sharp;

 

You volunteer to do the odd hour here and there at a garden centre somewhere in Wales. It’s not exactly MI5.