Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Someone ordering KFC?

 

Already ate it.

 

Are you planning your first match anytime soon?

I've read stories that you talk a lot, but have never been to a game, and are indeed the Souse version off Metths

Is this true?

 

No I support a club from the city I was born in

 

Back from Spain. But won't be on here regularly until festival season and Ashes is over mid-September

 

New cave, yeah?

 

Yes, funnily enough. Took the fam to these last week: http://www.cuevadenerja.es/

 

Looks good. You can fit the entire Chelsea board in there.

 

Are you taking into account Skiddy's mahoosive ears?

 

Wow, that's novel.

 

Took you 50 hours for that comeback?

FFS

 

@Spurlock @remembercolinlee @Fattyisacrustygussetsniffer @PleaseNotPoll @bigsmithy9 @Dier Hard @SpursDisciple
Happy caving guys.

 

Anybody seen HIAG ?

 

@Spurlock hasn't even had the balls to come online use his classic caving tactic, 'I'm off for a spliff'

Imagine how angry @PleaseNotPoll is

 

We're all angry.

 

I thought Spurs were unlucky tonight















nah they got gaped

 

No mate, most of us are laughing our tits off

 

Tell us about the match. Talk about football for once

 

I see Spurs lost got taught a lesson by Bayern Munich tonight.

 

If that was United or Arsenal, You wouldn’t shut up about it.