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Cheick Tiote

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Just realized...

    Cheick Tiote is a Muslim.....

    ...which means he can't have sex until marriage.

    What do you think his future wife will experience on their wedding night...?

    The power within Cheick Tiote's testicles has not been unleashed.

    <devil>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 17, 2011
  2. Minty Fresh

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    You are such a strange child Tash
     
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  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    You're such a miserable twat.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 17, 2011
  4. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    Haha, actually lol!
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Sep 17, 2011
  5. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    <laugh> this!

    Although that's not necessarily a bad thing <whistle>
     
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    You'veBeenTiote'd, Sep 17, 2011
  6. Cal.

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    Just like most other popular religions don't believe in pre-marital sex? Most of their followers tend to pick and choose what they follow selectively enough to allow themselves that 'sin' at least.
     
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    Cal., Sep 17, 2011

  7. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    I would love to be able to follow Tash's brain thought for a day, that would be one hell of an experience.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Sep 17, 2011
  8. Chappaz

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    [NSFW]Tash is a helmet[/NSFW]
     
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    Chappaz, Sep 17, 2011
  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Woo hes back to his old ways
     
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  10. Chappaz

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    "That sleep was orgasmic"

    "Wow, I'd let this weetabix **** me up the arse"

    "This bus ride to work is so smooth. I'd cum all over it"

    "I'm ****ing work today, although my boss is being a fat ****"

    "I feel truly raped in the ass I'm that tired, time go to home"

    "****, that food was so sexy"

    "Time for another orgasmic sleep"
     
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    Oh believe me, he's already been on the prowl...<whistle>

    What a strange thread. <laugh>
     
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    DuD, Sep 17, 2011
  12. Masanari

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    I thought Tiote was married, and had a daughter.
     
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    Masanari, Sep 17, 2011
  13. Minty Fresh

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    Did you know Tiote's forehead has it's own postal code........
     
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  14. I want curly hair too

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    Yeah, this is true. It was in an article before the derby last year.
     
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    I want curly hair too, Sep 17, 2011
  15. DuD

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    Really? He's been two timing then.
     
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    I hereby demand the return of the rep system to rep this comment. Also, I came.
     
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  17. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    My lord your world must be an interesting place to be!
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Sep 17, 2011
  18. I want curly hair too

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    I want curly hair too, Sep 17, 2011
  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    That is literally the funniest **** i've read on this forum XD

    I actually lol'd

    EDIT - I can't breath... haha i'm in tears

    "Time for another orgasmic sleep"

    XD
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 17, 2011
  20. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    So by that we can also assume every Catholic goes to Church every Sunday and fasts for 40 days.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Sep 17, 2011
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