"Back in my day playing on a muddy cow patch that was a great tackle, players today don't know they're born the precious little darlings."
Mate, the only reason you lot stayed in the prem so long was the points we gifted you in the derby games. As soon as we got relegated you ****s were ****ed.
Sourness is a grade a ****. How many leg breakers did he dish out in his career? He's making out hayden should be sent down for that one!
? we didn't get relegated the season after you came up. We went unbeaten in every derby game, since that fat **** headed jawdee ****, now your manager was ours