The politics thread

@brb. These cùnts are baiting you m8. You gonne stand for it?

#thewrathofkhev

 

Chased. You sure?

 

He’d have trouble chasing his own shadow, let alone somebody who’s a lot smarter than he is.

 

About that...

 

Bercow being touted as the next PM when Johnson bites the dust.

That will go down well in the Dales.

 

Scots will arse rape Westminster just like the EU have.

 

Well, I say!

Are we to expect hordes of befrocked heathen to be rampaging over the border, looting and pillaging too?

 

Only at the weekend.

No different than it is now tbf.

 

Hang on apparently we have bulldog spirit and invoke Dunkirk spirit

Not to worry those type will be easily distracted just bring an interracial gay couple and a crate of Stella they’ll be too busy fuming and getting pissed to take any notice.

 

So how would this vote of no confidence and interim government come about then ?.
Anybody know as it is all rather confusing at the Minute .?

 

Scots dont drink Stella. Only ****s and *****s do.

Nor are we the least bit homophobic.

 

What do you drink Aldo ?

 

Vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.

 

Not for me !

 

Not suggesting you do, I’m suggesting those who think bulldog spirit will see the U.K. through do.

 

Why would I drink lots and lots of vodka for you?

 

Breaking!

Muslims are going on the rampage in Bradford killing all white British!

Sources fear the death toll could reach 5.

 

What was the name of the first Muslim in Britain?

Amir.

What was the name of the 2nd?

Amir Aswel

3rd?

Amir Aswel Azim

 

Aldo lumping himself in the far right category with his uncalled for and out of character assassination on the Muslim faith who have helped to create this glorious island. It will not go down well with the Labour party members on here. No siree.