Off Topic The Burly Arms

It's scary mate. My eldest is in year 12, only seems like yesterday I was dropping him off for a taster day at nursery! Duck to water though.

Wish my youngest would adapt as easily, having a nightmare with him. He started year one this year but finding it hard to adjust. TBF, he's had a traumatic year bless him.

 

Fast though huh?

Don’t worry about the trees, there’s loads of them.

 

Have a nice time. You been to it before? Just a word of warning if you haven't, the place is tiny and takes about an hour max.

 

Nah but have read that it's definitely not an all day thing but sure I'll find something else to do.

 

Save the trees.

 

It's a nice place so you'll have a good time but yeah defo have other stuff planned. Dorchester is a nice town so you'll be fine

 

Big old Iron Age hill fort up there too. I think Libby is into all that sort of stuff too.

 

Just cracked a can of Moretti. It is most welcome.

Got to coach two teams of different ages and different clubs at the same venue and time tomorrow morning.

Should be interesting.

As always, I gravitate more towards my youngest boys team as they are brilliant and really nice kids.

Theres something gallows humouresque about watching my eldest's bunch of useless vagabonds lose 25 nil again though.

TBH, I hope it's called off so I can have a chilled morning. Golf season is officially over for this lot.

 

Just cracked a 660ml bottle of Moretti.

 

You should pour it in a glass before it spills all over the floor then.

 

Palaeontologist in the making. Encourage him. We pay the ones we employ -25k a month for identifying fossils on wellsite and all the bastards have to do is spend the day looking down a microscope.

 

So you only need one eye.

 

-£25k a month doesn’t seem like a sustainable pay grade, most people would be skint after a couple of weeks.

 

They are binocular microscopes so no. They are **** at lifting boxes as well.

 

You get paid -£12,500 a month if you got one eye bro.

 

sounds ****,

 

That was meant to be one of these ~. Shows why I can’t do it - my eyesight is crap.

 

even if it has an std?

 

Stick to sniffing mud mate.

 

Yep - not allowed to cook in the evenings either as all food supplied mainly by Philippinos.