Bloody successful though, eh? He's lot further up the money ladder than we are, and that's all that really counts. It can be done. I pretended I was an idiot and got away with that for years. It's only recently that I'm catching up with myself.
But don't worry because despite being sacked from The Times for lying, despite being sacked from Howard's cabinet for lying about having an affair, despite having said this in favour of staying in the single market and having said this about Trump and despite having written an alternative column that supported staying in the EU. He isn't lying now to the Brexiteers. He would never lie to you to further his own position, no way, def not. (and he won't acknowledge your kids either Brexiteers after he's ****ed you) Nope he, like Mogg and the rest of the public school and Oxbridge educated Bullingdon boys they understand you and your issues and they're here to fight for you and your interests and they'd never ever ever lie to you.
Can I congratulate you on doing such a convincing job. As for Boris, Yes he’s done so well... and such a self made man... no silver spoon for Eton educated Boris
It’s sad and hilarious in equal measures how people lap up his bullsh*t. Love the comments on trump... from the British trump.
And in return we think of you as the thinking mans LL - or is LL the non-thinking mans lifecheshirewhite. Either way we think.
You fool! Don't you realised he's a well-educated gentleman???? And we all know that well-educated gentlemen cross their fingers when they lie. It's the first qualification they get in their public school education. So that makes everything ok. Got it now?
Got it, you can un cross your fingers now I noticed Brown do it, when he said the country's in safe hands.So I knew it involved some type of bullshit.
I'm sure I can drive my Range Rover Sports, after 3 pints of Pernod and vomiting, said with confidence will even convince Keogh that you're speaking the truth
Aw shucks, Chesh. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. So you think I'm a well educated gentleman!