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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Aug 24, 2018.

  1. Chief

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    I remember this thread.

    Sweats goes on tour to Normandy and expects everyone to be slapping him on the back and buying drinks for helping win the war ffs.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    No just to have been civil would have been nice. They look at you with utter disdain. I mean how dare we go over there to pay our respects and spend money in their bars and restaurants. Especially considering they have union jacks everywhere.
     
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  3. Stan

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    Did you speak French to them or was it all done in sign language? Or English?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    We've been going to South West France during summer for the last 5 years or so ... never had any problems, very friendly and partulicularly appreciative if you attempt to speak to them in French ... <cheers>
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Nah mate French people are ****s.
     
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    Parisians are ****s. Even the rest of France hates them.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    I've been to Paris and also Monaco.

    Both full of rude French ****s
     
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    We tried a little bit of French. I’d never been before so have never spoke it. I kept saying things in Spanish.
     
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    That will have gone down well. Maybe next time I’m in Manchester, I will keep saying things in Swedish, see how that goes.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Do you start with a xmas cracker joke?
     
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    Yes mate ... this one gets 'em every time

    "What's got red and white stripes, purports to be a football team and has supporters with the lowest IQ on a footie forum?"
     
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  12. Commachio

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    don't know, is it a helicopter?
     
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  13. Sucky

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> ****ing hell.
     
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  15. gooner4ever

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    Beautiful country, food, wine, spoilt by ****ish French
     
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  16. Commachio

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    France is full off French ****s, and stupid English ****s on a booze cruise
     
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