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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Sterilising the unemployed would put a dent in it <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Come and have a go, ya scrawny ****ing scarecrow.
     
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  3. In an apocalypse, there will be no fat people.
     
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    Sorry I'm only stocking vegans at the moment<laugh>
     
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    Do they dissappear? They'll be a good amount of stock for a long enough while to start my man meat farm.
     
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    If the **** hits the fan, initially people will fight each other for what resources are left. But when it runs out we’d pretty soon we’d realise that we’d have to work collectively to survive, so that would mean growing food, collecting water, firewood, hunting animals, growing crops to feed pigs, sheep etc. For those who survived we’d probably end up going back to a lifestyle similar to our ancestors before the industrial revolution. That’s worst case scenario of course.

    In the immediate aftermath of some catastrophic climate event. I’d forage for food on the beach, and eat mussels, limpets, crabs, seaweed, fish etc. I’d also forage for berries and nuts etc. I know where there are springs locally so I’d get fresh water. I’d also hunt rabbits and foxes etc.

    Basic tenants of survival are food, shelter and warmth. I reckon I’d have those pretty well covered.
     
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    Some cannibals consider the meat on the palms of your hands just by the knuckle as a real delicacy <ok>
     
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    Mine sounds better and less gay tbh
     
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    Fat is good and can be tasty but meat that has a high fat content needs long slow cooking or it's chewy and tough, I'm going to need to move around quickly in the apocalypse so cant be dealing with that so I'm flash frying lean meat. Once I've built my fortress, I'll farm the fat people knowing I have time but until then gotta go for the lean meat.
     
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    Id eat that part of the women, wouldn't be able to eat the blokes hand cos the thought of them ****ing with it would put me off tbh.

    I'm quite serious about that tbh
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    If the **** hits the fan and it becomes every man for himself the EUROPEAN UNION army will march in round us all up and put us in concentration camps .

    Sorry to burst your bubble
     
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    Fema wars, I'd just join Fema tbh
     
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    Sure
     
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    It's too late,
    The CO2 and methane already in the atmosphere has a lag effect that means we still have another 1-2C already locked in. There wont be a thwarting of the changes.

    You can tell people not to have as many kids, that's not the problem, it's how many survive and all nations as they have developed have been through the same process of too many kids surviving before the natural balance takes over and our birth rate decreases in response. It's why many countries in the west now have birth rates barely matching deaths and the population increase is driven by immigration.

    One thing that gets me here is the issue with a western style of life, as if the only way to stop emitting GHG is to go back to the stone age. It's not, renewable energy and the kind of intense farming methods being used in the Netherlands show we can reduce our emissions to sustainable levels, reduce the land we need for food to manageable levels and prolong our civilisation though methods available today. We wont do this though because it requires a level of thought and planning that we wont do until it's too late.
     
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    We'll all be under water won't we? So unless you can build a boat, and catch fish, you're ****ed.
     
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    Sorry mate i thought you were arguing something else.

    In any case as you say we should make the transition as you say for future existence for when the significant impacts of climate change happen.

    Still though you can't let the environment cater to our population growth as a means to stabilise the environment as this is why climate change has gone out of control.
     
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    I do like a nice uniform and boots
     
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    I think it's less to do with requiring a level of planning and thought and more to do with the hidden manopolies held by certain industries.
     
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    Rewilding too. If we turn over 25% of our land in the U.K. to forest, peat bogs etc. Then we could meet our zero net carbon targets by 2030.

    But this needs a global approach. At the moment we’re just cutting down forests and spewing out more CO2
     
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