Yeah but I had a pack of mince in the fridge that was gonna go past it’s sell by date tomorrow so I had to use it. Turns out I ate half... didn’t feel like I ate that much.
What? You basically eat the diet of Jim Royale and have the nerve to question my seasoned chicken for a roast dinner. You should just be banned.
Only way he is coming back is if he posts a photo of a home cooked roast chicken with crispy skin seasoned with salt and a fat / oil of his choice.