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Mutual masterbation, have you tried it and did you enjoy it as much as I do?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 26, 2019.

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Do you like to **** Frank?

  1. Yes Gonzo I love nothing better than stroke a large penis

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  2. No Gonzo I'm not a gayster or a Spurs fan

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  3. Never had the pleasure but willing to give it ago

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  4. Of course, it was part of the curriculum in my Catholic/private school

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  5. Only if Frank is willing to pay

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 26, 2019
  2. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Maaaathhhhhh hasn't as he is definitely not gay. DEFINITELY!!!
     
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    Willhoops, Sep 26, 2019
  3. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    One of my mates was ex 3 para mortars, he absolutely swears by this.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Sep 26, 2019
  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It’s a brilliant invention, you should try it

    @luvgonzo
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 26, 2019
  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Mutual masterbation? (sic) there’s more than one or two tossers on the board, but whether the mutuality of strangling the one eyed pyjama snake would appeal only they can answer.
     
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    NSIS, Sep 26, 2019
  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ^^^^^Defo indulges
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 26, 2019
  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    ^^^^Sanctimonious prick
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 26, 2019
  8. NSIS

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    Still trying for Dull’s King **** title? . You’re doing a splendid job!...
     
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    NSIS, Sep 26, 2019
  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Some animal farm beef going on here I suspect :bandit:
     
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    Sucky, Sep 26, 2019
  10. NSIS

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    Our Dunky is a ****er of the highest order. Usually found with his head buried up his Uncle Kev’s arse.
     
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    NSIS, Sep 26, 2019

  11. brb

    brb CR250

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    The insults seem to be spreading. Look back on the thread, you were fifth post in and no one had insulted you.

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    brb, Sep 26, 2019
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