I reckon 7 out of every 10 birds at the supermarket are only there hoping to get porked, always study the trolley, if it looks too random, she’s defo after cock, just slip both hands up her skirt and she’ll beg you for it mate, trust me.
i trust you Tel, i must try like... if she's buying sausages, she's gagging. may see you in a few years if it goes tits up.
Cup was a third full. Thought it was my leftover tea from earlier this morning. Added a tea bag and hot water. Drank. Realised it was her leftover coffee.