The politics thread

All welcome.

 

Good morning all. I'm voting for the Green Party in the next GE, I like trees and this is pretty much my reason for voting for them along with all these Tory, Labour and other parties being full of ****s.

 

Do you hug them and give the the love they need? Or are you worried that people will think you’re a nutter and have you put away?

 

Good morning buddy.
I am voting for the tories because I once had a guinea pig named Boris.
I had a Chinchilla named Jeremy Corbyn but he was a little prick.

 

Oh right, I didn't think any of that was odd at all.

 

I'm out of the country when Brexit happens, will they let me back in?

 

#treesneedlovetoo

 

Hopefully not!...

 

Can I live with you in Spain please?

 

This is a football forum ffs

 

Has anyone ever ****ed things up as quickly as Boris?

 

Are you house trained?

 

Yeah I'm super tidy as well.

 

I’m a Spurs fan. I’m finding it too traumatic to talk about football atm.

 

Nope, he is at least consistent in failure I suppose

 

Is Liz going to **** him up?

 

Boris is quite handy when it comes to fighting women














Allegedly

 

I’d pay to watch that!...

 

Liz aint doing it herself man, c'mon she pays people to do the badass stuff.

 

Watching the news yesterday just made me depressed. You've got Boris getting a telling off for proroguing Parliament unlawfully and all anyone could say was that the judge had a naff spider brooch. The Supreme Court is set up to prevent MPs doing anything against the law, Boris has been found to have done something against the law so why the f.uck isn't he being punished for it?

Then we go over to the Labour Party conference where that shabby c.unt Jeremy Corbyn is demanding Boris resigns. Same party who were just about to sack their deputy, same party who just voted to NOT commit to supporting Remain. Same party who are being torn up by never-ending allegations of anti-Semitism largely due to the fact that Corbyn has been supporting Hamas, the PLO, the Judean People's Front for the last 40 years and wonders why the Yids don't like him.

Then you have the twats that nobody gives a f.uck about, the Liberals, the SNP, the DUP all trying to squeeze their own agendas wherever possible. And in the wings that chinless anus Farage is waiting for yet another chance to become a real MP if a snap election is called. But what would be the point? The country is so divided that no one party will have enough of a majority to get any policies through and we will be back to c.unts like Dave Cameron having to suck up to Nick Clegg to form a government.

I despise the Turdies but I can't bring myself to vote Labour with the current mob in charge of it. There should be a box to tick on the voting form to say "None of the above, because they are all a shower of sh.it"