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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Wid
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Yeah wid too
     
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  4. Sucky

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Be nice to win one at home for a change tbh<whistle>

     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    Anfield South :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  7. Sucky

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    That'll be #9 <whistle>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Car shopping tomorrow... 69 plate... like a G.

    Free minge to sniff with every purchase.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <wah> my old honda just set me back a chunk for it's MOT.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Go get yourself a 69 off a dirty old cum dump, cheer yourself up.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    some slutty old asian washer upperer. that;ll do
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Loving @brb zero tolerance on politics<laugh><laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I reckon 7 out of every 10 birds at the supermarket are only there hoping to get porked, always study the trolley, if it looks too random, she’s defo after cock, just slip both hands up her skirt and she’ll beg you for it mate, trust me.
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i trust you Tel, i must try like...

    if she's buying sausages, she's gagging.

    may see you in a few years if it goes tits up.
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Where the **** do you buy your Christmas crackers from?
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    The **** joke cracker shop
     
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    I just made coffea by mistake. Not nice.
     
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    How did you do that?
     
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    Cup was a third full. Thought it was my leftover tea from earlier this morning. Added a tea bag and hot water. Drank. Realised it was her leftover coffee.
     
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