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Off Topic Ass or boobs

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Sep 24, 2019.

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checking out some muff

  1. Tits

  2. Ass

  3. Legs

  4. Adams apple

  5. Feet

  6. Number off fingers

  7. Wedding ring finger

  8. Cellulite

  9. Camel toe

  10. Hair

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    what's your go to point when first looking at a bird (after clocking her grid)?

    I've always been tits, but having seen this



    So what's your 2nd point off call after face?
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I check out arse and legs, after staring at tits.
    then I look for a Toblerone tunnel
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why do we have to pick? I hate this thread.
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Start your own thre..............

    Oh
     
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  5. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    the entire thing including the arsehole , but it's the midriff that draws me in the most
     
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  6. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    I think the older you get the more disgusting you get … I like the taste of a girls mustard mayonnaise already, so I have a feeling i'll be sucking off trannys in a decade or so
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nice tits are always a bonus, but nice tits and no ass is a definite no no.
     
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  9. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    What about a nice cooked tea ?
     
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