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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Stuck in traffic on the m1 between junctions busting for a piss and the traffic is stop start.

    Do I pull into emergency bay and piss

    Or piss in bottle while driving and likely over myself

    Cast your vote
     
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    Sweats, Sep 24, 2019
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm going to go for piss in a bottle because that's what'll be the best fun for us.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 24, 2019
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  3. Commachio

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    what sized bottle?
     
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    Commachio, Sep 24, 2019
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  4. Spurlock

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    Don’t bother with bottle unless it’s at least a 1.5 litres.

    Anything smaller and you risk overflow

    It’s surprising how much we can piss when y bustin’
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 24, 2019
  5. brb

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    Close all windows, piss yourself and then put the heater on full blast, you'll create yourself a sauna <ok>
     
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    brb, Sep 24, 2019
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He'll be home by the time we decide for him.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 24, 2019
  7. Sucky

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    Need pics to decide
    . One of the bottle and one of your dick
     
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    Sucky, Sep 24, 2019
  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I need a piss now.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 24, 2019
  9. brb

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    brb, Sep 24, 2019
  10. Sucky

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    Can someone let BRB know I'm not talking to him cos he's really annoyed me this time.

    Ta
     
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    Sucky, Sep 24, 2019
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  11. Willhoops

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    Gotta be someone on the road who’s pissed you off... take revenge
     
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    Willhoops, Sep 24, 2019
  12. Chief

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    In the bottle, had to do it a couple of times.

    Simple enough as long as you're stationary.
     
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    Chief, Sep 24, 2019
  13. Sucky

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    Just piss yourself like a real Scottish person
     
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    Sucky, Sep 24, 2019
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  14. Commachio

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    you should go gig with hiag, you gotta be better than daz.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 24, 2019
  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Words of experience from Slurpcock Pissfingers.
    How do we vote? #pollfailgate
     
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    Big Ern, Sep 24, 2019
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    The man can't cook chicken and you expect a poll? <laugh><doh>:bandit:
     
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    Sucky, Sep 24, 2019
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  17. Commachio

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    Ern has a point here.
     
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    Commachio, Sep 24, 2019
  18. NSIS

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    Has he pissed himself yet?...
     
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    NSIS, Sep 24, 2019
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  19. Sucky

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    Probably of laughter when he saw my chicken comment :bandit:
     
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    Sucky, Sep 24, 2019
  20. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    Took spurlys advice opted for emptying my coffee flask and brimmed it. Thankfully driving an auto made it marginally less distressing.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 24, 2019
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