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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Shacksnutmeg

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    No! I had some beans and took some beans away & was left with a very small casserole. Baldrick showed me how to work it out.
     
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    Shacksnutmeg, Sep 17, 2011
  2. Billy Death

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    I bet he had a cunning plan my lord.
     
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  3. Black Cat Kiwi

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    FFS that sounds complicated. Sure you didn't swallow the batteries & have a guess
     
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  4. Shacksnutmeg

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    No I just lick batteries, our lass says i it helps with my direct current :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Whats a calculator

    I love Scarborough
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 17, 2011
  6. Billy Death

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    Well Shack, sometimes things do bring benifits.

    It's not the fact that I have a slightly larger than average cock that the female find intreaging.

    But as I can lick mt own eyebrows seems to impress the hell out of them for some reason?
     
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  7. Black Cat Kiwi

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    What ever gives her that tingle feeling :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I'm getting quite excited now, any pics of mr and mrs shack battery licking
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 17, 2011
  9. Shacksnutmeg

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    It's a new invention just arrived in Redcar. Not be long before some flash git will have one in Coxhoe.
     
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  10. Shacksnutmeg

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    Sorry Syd. Unable to oblige I was busy with the camera batteries!
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    got one, now what do I do

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 17, 2011
  12. Shacksnutmeg

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    You now need a woman Syd. (I can see Osca running a mile)
     
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  13. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Lips firmly wrapped around one end & tongue on the other would be my guess but Shack seems to have perfected it<laugh>
     
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  14. Shacksnutmeg

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    Spot on! I thought i had the patent all wrapped up..
     
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  15. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Got one, now talk me through it


    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Actually I think I might have spotted a design fault. Shoudn't they be "Energiser" ?
     
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  17. Shacksnutmeg

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    Judging by the picture stick it in a ladyshave
     
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  18. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Open wide, lick lips & insert. Place tongue on other end....
     
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  19. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    that made me squirm
     
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  20. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Half anyway
     
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