Off Topic The Burly Arms

Chillin

Need to watch some footy...think I’ll watch 2nd half of the United game

 

You said footy.

 

Can see United losing this

Edit: maybe not

 

Old lady just drove her car into my parked car.

Her car is getting towed...she smashed it, mine got damage in and around the back driver side wheel, wheel arch, back lights.

Made her a cuppa...dropped her back home.

life...now I can have that Spliff I started rollin a while back.

 

How the **** did she hit it so hard that it was towed?

 

**** knows...but she was on her 2 front wheels(apparently)...the bloke driving the car behind her and the 2 geezers working across the road were telling me. Sounds like she’s come at an angle and ended up getting her front corner under my back bumper and it’s lifted her car from the back...before it’s free’d itself and scraped along side of my car...hence big scratch on her car and a few dints, front driver corner caved in compressing the wheel arch so her wheel is wedged.

 

You're a good man taking her home. I don't think I'd have been as nice.

 

She got lucky...she caught me whilst I was rolling a Spliff...nothing in life is a problem when you’re a rollin a Spliff.

 

She’ll be telling her friends at bingo “he was a lovely young man. Brown fellow but lovely.”

 

“I think he was called Abdul, not sure, but lovely nonetheless”

 

He was such a lovely man...

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Good man. You’re one of life’s good people brother.

 

She ain't checked her purse yet bruv

 

You out of Weed again?

Is that what this is?

 

Just back from here. Cycled out here this morning, it’s about a 15 mile round trip on the coast path and moors. ****ing windy down here today so it made the ride tough as ****.

Worth it though.

 

Nah I’m all good man.

 

What a ****

 

Should have porked her before sending her away with some BFH.