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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Sep 14, 2019.

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stauts

  1. single

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. single but friends with benefits

    25.0%
  3. married

    25.0%
  4. separated

    6.3%
  5. in bred family

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  6. other

    12.5%
  7. causal relationship

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  8. total ****a, only take it up the arse

    6.3%
  9. rather look at rocks

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  10. tootsie **** off and change ya name back.

    25.0%
  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No rights or wrong here.

    But what ya prefer?
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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  3. brb

    brb CR250

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    Why only one voting option!

    What if you're a married ****ter that takes it up the arse, that ticks two boxes?
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What if you're married and would rather look at rocks?

    Sack this poll, disgrace!
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    or married, likes looking at rocks, from an inbred family and takes it up the arse!
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    nitty gritty and all that.

    only one's who'd want 2 options are bi benders.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    @brb when can i have my name back, ya total ****ing *****loid?
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyone that doesn't vote single but friends with benefits is ****ing ******ed to be honest.
     
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    I'm working on it, takes bloody ages on an account your age.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    You still ploughing that B&B owner ?
     
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    What's a causal relationship?


    And come to think of it what's stauts?
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I went for option 2

    Got no time for too much emotion...needed offspring to carry the legacy on and I have 2 sons so that's on lock

    I don't even need a woman for cooking that's how advanced I am as an Alpha male. I only need women for my pleasure as and when I require.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Who would want to be separated? I'm dying to live through years of **** just to achieve my favoured status?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks for giving me my name back <ok>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Status is sitting comfortably in a pigeon box given to you by the rat race. Commy why no ****ed off out the system and don't give a rats arse option?
     
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  17. My commiserations for this thread.
    <rose>
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Comm feeling lonely.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Oh yeah that must be it.

    No doubt you'll be sat on here all day long.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why do you need some company mate?

    I'm busy sorry
     
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