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Off Topic I’m annoyed and here’s why

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 12, 2018.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Pour some water over your laps

    That should keep you busy for the afternoon whilst the poor neighbours get their work done.
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 17, 2019
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This is definitely a case of tough ****.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 17, 2019
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  3. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    I'd start at 7am to really piss him off
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Init...open van doors and blast some Galaxy FM whilst unloading...then shout to each other instead of talking quietly.

    Might even get the mixer going for the ****z n giggles
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 17, 2019
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  5. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    What a selfish prick you are.
    11am is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work and expect your neighbours not to be festering in their cot beds
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 17, 2019
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    Are you not at the garden centre any more?
     
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  7. Edelman

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    Even better :emoticon-0102-bigsm
    What a plank !
     
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    Edelman, Sep 17, 2019
  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Then when you can see Matthew is awake..pervin behind his curtain...just go for breakfast.

    Then by the time he goes back to deep sleep...we would be back with our breakfasts n ****
     
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  9. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    What is a Sam Fender and what have you put him or her on?
     
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    Willhoops, Sep 17, 2019
  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Why are you still in bed at 11am on a lovely day?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 17, 2019
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  11. Willhoops

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    He's a cereal ****er, this morning not only was he ****ing over snap, he threw crackle and pop into the mix
     
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    Willhoops, Sep 17, 2019
  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Might be gettin stoned and having daytime sex
     
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    Spurlock, Sep 17, 2019
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  13. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    @Matth_2014 Is this true?

    Sex with Sam Fender in the background?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 17, 2019
  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 17, 2019
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  15. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Even if you are out at work?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 17, 2019
  16. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    I think his selfishness has been well established.

    Think we might get found out tonight v Valencia. No Rudi and Kante apparently :(
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 17, 2019
  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I know, I just like to remind him every now and then :p
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 17, 2019
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  18. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a selfish prick at all, You don’t know me whatsoever.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2019
  19. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I went to work instead.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2019
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  20. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’m not gay, Piss off.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2019
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