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Oldsparkey

Oldsparkey

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OK, so Proph asked you for your choice of goodies for yourselves, but how about who'd you like to marroon there for good?

What if I start you off with that twirly-moustached twat from the Go Compare adverts?
 
Oldsparkey said:
OK, so Proph asked you for your choice of goodies for yourselves, but how about who'd you like to marroon there for good?

What if I start you off with that twirly-moustached twat from the Go Compare adverts?
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Did you know he is from Cardiff? He lives in Llansihen.
 
Jedward, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Peter Andre, the conservative government, Clegg, Jedward, Ant & Dec, Gavin Henson, Jedward, Alan Tate, the cast of coronation street, anyone that has ever been in Big Brother, Jedward......how big is the island?
 
Sparkey

I hope you are putting this selection of gross dicks on an island, pick your own please. I don't want these muppets on MY island ;)
 
I've picked out a lovely tropical island with lovely white sandy beaches, palm trees and clear blue waters in the lagoon for us lot, your motley crew (the choices) can have Steep Holm <ok>
 
Wynne Evans/Go Compare is actually from Carmarthen. Don't hold the ads against him, he is a good guy. He has sung the anthem before several egg chasing internationals. I have worked with his brother Mark who is also a very good opera singer but because he is much slimmer doesn't get the same opportunities. Seems like its the law that you have to be a fat ba$tard to get prime opera roles.

I second the vote for Jedward, talentless geek muppetts. Can they be shot, hung, drawn and quartered before being cast away, please?

They can be accompanied by anyone who sings (c) rap or performs, house, garage, disco or any form of "dance" music. If we want a greener planet and save energy we can start by banning all that tasteless noise as playing, performing or even listening to it is an absolute waste of power.
 
BlueyBridgend - Am I to assume that the real bloke who does the Go Compare ads hasn't really got a moustache like that?

If so, perhaps it was the character he portrays that I meant?

Rhondda - agreed. <ok>
 
Bluey - Kenny was a one off. Comedic brilliance combined with a fragile nature. He upset many but despite his personna, was easily upset himself.

A sad loss to British innovative comedy insofar that it ultimately spawned the so-called "alternative comedy" genre, the majority of which has been pap. <ok>
 
Very true Sparkey

His show was a highlight of the television week. Hot Gossip weren't bad either. What was the name of the kight club on Rover Way back in 70/80's? We hired a bus from Newport to go and see Hot Gossip there. Music was awful but who was listening? :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0110-tongu
 
concernedincardiff2011: "Jedward, Kerry Katona, Jordan, Peter Andre, the conservative government, Clegg, Jedward, Ant & Dec, Gavin Henson, Jedward, Alan Tate, the cast of coronation street, anyone that has ever been in Big Brother, Jedward......how big is the island?"

This is a fantastic list, and one I would have drawn up myself. I think we must be soul mates (I am married, this is not a proposal). Do you think there might be room for Maggie Thatcher and Wayne Rooney? They might hit it off together.
 
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