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Off Topic HIAG’s Bitch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 13, 2019.

  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Being intelligent they must think it’s strange for their old man to have a fixation with an online male that you have never met, yet want to have as your bitch and call him her.

    Is there something you want to share with us mate ?

    #latebloomer
     
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    Wow, you share this warped fantasy with your boys ?!

    Seek help man. For your own sake.
     
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    HIAGs lad : ‘Daddy, why are you sitting naked at the computer imagining that other man as your sex slave ?’

    HIAG : ‘It’s perfectly normal son, everybody does it’

    HIAG’s lad backs away and quietly closes the door to his dad’s ‘secret cupboard’ behind him.
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    FFS HIAG <doh>
     
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  5. They would think that if they weren’t intelligent, mate.
     
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  6. Some familiar themes, here, for you, Pix.

    Being naked.

    Secret cupboard (under the stairs).

    A84 destroyed you with that quip, didn’t I?
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    So what do they think, then?
    Enlighten us unintelligent people as to the genius behind your makiavellian scheme of sitting at your PC typing sexual commands to another guy as your sex slave.

    Must be some high brow ****!

    I hope my kids are intelligent enough to see the good side of my trying to sexually humiliate other men when they grow up, I can only hope they aspire to be as mature and level headed as your benevolent offspring.
     
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  8. It’s nothing but banter, Bodi.

    Intelligent kids sense that.

    Even if their Daddy is sat naked at his computer, wearing a gimp mask and shouting orders at his online male sex slave.
     
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  10. Anyway @Bodinki why are you protecting Pixie.

    Especially when you have my permission to give her a slap.
     
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    I can see why you kept on about being naked in that cupboard now HIAG.

    Classic case of projection.


    You sick ****er.
     
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    Banter would be one throwaway quip.

    HIAG’s clearly given this a lot of thought and detail. His fantasies about me are worrying to say the least.
     
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    <laugh>

    Never seen the Pisk lad so rattled. I wonder would @brb sticky this. :bandit:
     
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    It would explain why Hiag is always away from home staying in **** cheap hotels posting about scratching his nuts - he clearly has the hots for you.

    As as I have said I’m in earlier post, I think Hiag is on the verge of sharing his true self

    #latent
     
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    Yeah coz that’s what’s happening here <laugh>
     
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    Definitely rattled. <whistle>
     
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    He was trying to groom @Chief the other day. And this thread confirms HIAG’s sexual deviancy.

    He should be on some kind of register.

    #hiagthedeviant
     
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    Grow up. :bandit:
     
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    Somebody call for @Spurlock to send in the chopper.

    Kipper’s taking a pasting here <laugh>
     
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  20. <laugh>
    Pix will be livid that you said that, Archie.
     
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