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Off Topic HIAG’s Bitch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 13, 2019.

  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    you got 5 minute ban and have cried about it non-stop for 24hours, man up FFS. I got one month for pointing out the picture of Hiag that milk posted, which got him a couple of days ban, had been one that Hiag had put up previously, which completely nulified any possible legal complaint he may have. I bitched for about 3 posts (4 if you include this one) in a year.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Congratulations.
     
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... that was just the spray from the ring pull ... heavy sesh bru? <cheers>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    This is ****ing tragic.
     
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  7. Woah!
    <laugh>

    That’s a bitter comment!

    Is it beginning to get to you, a little bit, now, mate?
     
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  8. <laugh>
    Hop in, son!
     
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  9. I admire you for doing that, mate.

    But don’t be too hard on Pixie. He likes being my bitch.

    That’s why he hasn’t logged off.
     
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  10. brb is going to be fuming when he reads that comment.

    I hope he’s taken his meds, because I wouldn’t want to be standing in Pixie’s shoes when brb reads it.

    Not that Pixie’s shoes fit me. Too big for me. They’re size 28 ffs!
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^ Quadruple post rattle.
     
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  12. Just catching up, Bitch.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wow, you're really taking this seriously aren't you ? <laugh>
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^^^ Writing come and get me pleas at 3am

    I think we can all see who’s the bitch here <laugh>
     
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  16. Nice try, Bitch.

    Now, perform a trick for me.

    And, yes, that is prison talk.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^ Tragic
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    What do your two kids (aged 6,12, and 17) think about you fantasising about having a man as your bitch - do they think you are a sad sack like the rest of us
     
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  19. Not at all.

    See, both my boys are intelligent.

    They are able to sift "being serious" from banter.

    I used to be an idealist, but now I accept that not everyone is able to do that.

    Anyway... back to my Gooner bitch... Do you want me to slap her until she performs?
     
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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    No we want you to slap yourself until you stop coming off like some creepy ****ing rent boy hiring sex offender.....ya mad mad bastard <laugh>
     
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